Salutations!

Hello and welcome to Divine Right Designs! By some unfortunate coincidence you have stumbled upon this blog, and now your life is going to be permanently ruined by an incessant parade of witty wordplay that will act viagra crack to distract you from your mundane existence of following Shaq on Twitter while listening to the latest Coldplay album. I am Mike Expo, your host for this morning, afternoon, or evening.

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I’d first like to thank you for taking the time to stop by my little corner of the intarwebz. Perhaps you linked through from Facebook or we discussed photography and I forced a business card–albeit a lovely and well designed business card–upon you despite your protestations. (Should you be looking for the photo section of the site, click the top logo to be taken back to the homepage.) This is mostly a forum for me to post photos from my various adventures, as well as concoct occasional blog posts filled with swearing, weird acronyms, and rants about how underappreciated Vin Diesel really is.

From time to time I may also run contests where winners will be able to pick a couple photo prints from my portfolio, which I will mail to said winners free of charge. I figure everyone likes free things, unless those things happen to be: kicks to the face, herpes, test screenings of any film involving Hannah Montana, and/or computer viruses from eastern Europe. So if you are constantly bored, keep an eye on the blog and you can be amongst the first winners.

I have a few photo gigs coming up over the next couple months, but right now I am still in the process of uploading some shots from 2008-2009, so “new” images will be appearing weekly for a while (mostly roller derby and band shots).

That’s it for this first post. Short and sweet and very…introductory. I’ll be back soon enough with some movie and music reviews along with random babblings that may cause your mind to warp.